I was born with a famous name. It wasn’t famous when I was born, but, oh, did it become famous. It wasn’t associated with a famous athlete or a musician. I would have even settled for a scientist, but alas that was not my destiny.
My name…is…Richard Simmons.
Yup. Richard Simmons.
Just like that guy you used to see on TV.
Can you imagine?
We are total opposites. He’s short, I’m tall. He’s white, I’m black. He wears really short shorts, I wear clothes like a normal person.